That's right, this is Charles Lyle Meng and I have taken over Dan's blog (at least for today). Let me start by saying how legit Dan Bowen is. He really is a good kid and he really does try hard. For those of you faithful readers that don't know, I have known Dan for over 10 years, which makes me feel kinda old. We have shared many adventures, good conversations, and have appeared in countless pictures and movies together (most of which are really bad). So with that brief history out of the way, let me share some of my thoughts with you.
Sean Connery is the sexiest man alive (even though he might be dead by the time I'm done writing this).
No matter what anyone tells you, the original Pokemon are the best.
A 30 year old that still plays Magic the Gathering is not as cool as A 30 year old who still plays with Pogs.
The Oakland A's will make it to the payoffs this year and choke.
Orville Redenbacher has the worst name ever. He also has bad hair and bad glasses. I don't mean to make fun of dead people but, seriously, look at him.
P.T. Cruisers are lame.
Sun Glasses are over-rated.
Worst vanity 
plate I've ever seen: "CROOZIN" (on a P.T. Cruiser).
Pink is not the new black, bow ties are.
Contrary to what Deege says, Hitler was not "misunderstood."
Nothing beats bacon.
Toilet Paper is better than Kleenex when it comes to a runny nose.
Fax machines are annoying.
Whoever said "People lie, watches don't," is a brilliant philosopher.
That's all I got.
Dan, thank you for this amazing opportunity. Sorry, I'm not that funny.
Charlie
5 comments:
good job charles...thanks for your contribution!
charles i love you much! you are such an insightful intellectual! i love ya! love, nicolie
no problem dan and thanks nicole! p.s. that's a lot of love from nicole... she said it three times!!
always good to be reminded of charlie's attraction to men. at least he has good taste.
to charlie: i agree about pt cruisers, but do not underestimate pink. sunglasses are not overrated. "overrated" does not have a hyphen. and i feel like there are more notable pearls of wisdom worth quoting than "people lie, watches don't." i will try not to hold your mediocre blogging skills against you.
just read the other comments...i'm such a jerk.
lau-ren,
the lying quote was mine. you have not only insulted charlie, but me as well. charlie can put a hyphen wherever he pleases.
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