Well folks, we lost another one yesterday. One of my sources has confirmed that Mr. LeBlanc, in a moment of weakness, decided to "trim" his beard. This sort of insubordination will not be tolerated. This is a classic example of natural selection. As Charles Darwin and his contemporaries once suggested, the preservation of favored beings and characteristics is necessary in the struggle for life. Though Shaun is a fit young man, he did not have the wherewithal to survive, and for that we will forever mourn. Goodbye Shaun.
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Survival of the Fittest Doesn't Always Apply
Well folks, we lost another one yesterday. One of my sources has confirmed that Mr. LeBlanc, in a moment of weakness, decided to "trim" his beard. This sort of insubordination will not be tolerated. This is a classic example of natural selection. As Charles Darwin and his contemporaries once suggested, the preservation of favored beings and characteristics is necessary in the struggle for life. Though Shaun is a fit young man, he did not have the wherewithal to survive, and for that we will forever mourn. Goodbye Shaun.
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You made me really self conscious of my over usage of commas. It's taking me forever to write my essay because I'm so worried about the stupid commas...haha.
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