I wish this was a joke. This "shark" was captured off the coast of Tokyo this week. Here is a link to the news story. The picture looks fake but turns out that this thing is real. Evidently some fisherman saw it while, well, fishing.Normally the "frilled shark", as it is known, is found at depths that humans cannot go to but this guy (really, it's a girl) was sick and ended up in the shallows. It is a prehistoric beast that makes me harken to days of old. Enjoy your day. Stay out of the shallows.