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Thursday, February 07, 2008

D-B'08

I would like to formally announce that I am suspending my campaign for president of the United States in 2008. I am withdrawing my name from the candidacy after much consideration and heartfelt recommendations from my advisers, and one specifically arduous deliberation with my top adviser, Charles.. It has been a good run and I would like to commend my supporters on their diligent campaigning and for spreading the good name of D-Bo and our campaign slogain, "Politicians lie, D-Bo Don't." As of now I do not plan on endorsing another candidate and will likely take a long sebatacle from politics altogether. Thank you for your support and love. To the immigrants in Tempe, gracias. To the grandmothers in Tampa, thank you. To the steel workers in Detroit, thanks. To the rich people in Beverly Hills, my deepest gratitude. To my handlers, tread lightly. To my loyal supporters, stay the course. As I always say, "it's not the campaign that makes the man, it's the man that makes the campaign, and he, the world."